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my new rap single

when you come up with a fucking stupid rhyme so you make a 3 minute song where you read them out in a monotone voice as a garage band beat plays in the background.
Riley: "Boba Fett, Boba Lett, Boba want, Boba get.
Boba’s son, Boba’s gun, Boba lost, Boba won.
Boba sperm, Boba squirm, Boba eaten by a worm.
Boba chew, Boba true, Boba coming for you.
so yeah that's part of my new rap single."
Everybody else: "what the fuck is wrong with you."
by mynewrapsingle October 5, 2018
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Singlespeeder

Derisory term applied to someone as a consequence of their disappointing or unfulfilling sexual performance.
"We was at it for ages last night an' he still never got me up the mountain. After half a shandy he's a proper singlespeeder, and he just has to get off and wank/walk".
by Bill Wankly August 11, 2008
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Singles Counselor

A person who listens to single people and helps them address their problems with single life. Typically a singles counselor will help men/women find the best method to advance upon their desired partner. Not to be confused with a match maker.

Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.
Tom: Man I have had trouble lately trying to find the right girl to date and how to approach her when I do find her.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.
by Shuddder April 3, 2009
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Single 'Till Death

many times used in a funny situation. commonly used when a relationship end badly or with a comical twist. there is also a website dedicated to the phrase... singletilldeath.com
Yesterday, My boyfriend broke up with me because my little sister got in a fight with him while texting on my phone. She forgot to tell him it was her. I think I'll be Single 'Till Death.
by http://singletilldeath.com August 20, 2009
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every single

The most overused redundancy. Every already means single. It would be wrong to say, "every single person" and not mean only persons that are not married.
by aynaku September 22, 2019
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Literally Every Single Day

Junsei’s Birthday
by Assass1nSquad November 6, 2019
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single

Being single's not that bad hehe

s:stay
i:intoxicated
n:nightly
g:get
l:laid
e:everyday
by Tiffany February 6, 2004
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