Simp police

The simp police are a secretive highly trained and skilled team the governments have devised up to stop simps from simping

Friend: OMG man (insert a hot chick you know name here) is a queen and I’d die for her
You: my guy your simping imma call the simp police on your ass

by BIGSEANDAWG1 March 27, 2020

Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.

Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.

by Pure Evil July 5, 2008

Bar Modeling Made Ridiculously Simple

When a math educator is hell-bent to depicting an idiot-proof version of Singapore’s bar model method as a non-algebraic solution to a word problem to impress upon teachers and writers that most of their clumsily or amateurishly constructed bar models often confuse rather than enlighten their green audiences.

Singapore math writers ought to mindfully and elegantly incorporate bar modeling in their solutions to brain-unfriendly math questions if they are dead serious in marketing the intuitive problem-solving visualization strategy to skeptical math teachers overseas—they need to creatively evangelize the “bar modeling made ridiculously simple” gospel far and wide to win over new converts.

by Covido February 20, 2022

similarish

Related, but with liberties taken that may make something entirely different.

The color in his design is similarish to the blue the client supplied.

by dannyblueshades December 30, 2008

Simleen

A very funny, outgoing, smart, pretty, crazy, and at moments a "goodie goodie" per say. She loves everything about life and lives it to the fullest, she also loves to argue and knows how to get her way. She's a great friend when you need her, and if you're not nice to her, then she won't be mean to you, she'll just smile and blow it off. She's so pretty and sweet. And Simleen is someone who is so envolved in her friends and family and would do anything for them. She's so beautiful too. If she's having a bad day, you'll know it, she will get snappy and mean but she's easy to forgive.

You can't find a better friend like Simleen

by lj22lj2259 February 27, 2017

Simildo

A massive concrete dildo mixed with gravel. These are approximately 16 inches of pure destruction. The steel reinforced monster can rupture any man, woman, or child’s bowels.

As a group they decided it would be a good day to lube up there anal cavity’s and jump from the roof onto there simildo.

by SimildoMaker April 25, 2019

Simp-Block

When a public action is taken against a male/female streamer that makes their simps support them less.

The action someone can do to Simp-Block someone is to announce to the internet that a person has a girlfriend/boyfriend...

When Keemstar announced that Pokimane had a boyfriend he really simp-blocked her.

Jared-"So, I see you have been getting less donations on twitch"
Lily-"Yeah after Connor announced that I had a boyfriend I have been getting seriously simp-block

by Doubletheblack May 20, 2020