shredded tweet

A Twitter message that demands more than the standard 140 characters and must be divided into two tweets.

That dude is so wordy he had to use his shredded tweet!

by ScreamingPitch July 12, 2016

shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

shred the lettuce

lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.

barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side

by anonymous December 24, 2017

Shredding

To go sweaty on whatever you’re doing.

“Damn you’re shredding this new game”

by anonymous May 27, 2021

Shredded bread

Shredded bread refers to pasta or noodles. Because the process of making its like bread! But they just shredded it to call it noodles or pasta !

I would like to have some shredded cheese with my shredded bread please!

by PEGU1NPIE April 10, 2022

Shred

A session associated with Longboarding (Normally at very high speeds)

"Yo, Dave! Wanna shred tonight?!
"'Course, Dude!"

by Lokick September 27, 2015

Shredding Beef

The act of shredding one's vagina.

Joe: Did you go home with that chick last night?

Murr: Oh yeah bro, I was shredding beef all night!

by kevhat September 29, 2014