Shlong

Way before the term "mullet" ever came to be, this now-famous hairstyle was known as a "shlong." A contraction of "short-long."

Nice shlong, dude.

by RedCentral February 03, 2022

Shlong

The term used the define the Coleoid cephalopods (Also known as the penis).

“Damn, I heard that guy had a large shlong.”

by Meetud April 20, 2019

Shlong

Big penis

Asians have small shlongs

by Lol6969suclmec0k January 18, 2018

Shlong

A big penis both in length and girth.

“His shlong left me wounded.”

“My shlong can’t decide which way to hang.”

by Sherzzer August 08, 2018

Shlong

Shlong is a combination of the word short and long

This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong

by DndBoi June 16, 2023

shlong

A long skinny DICKKK

ayyy look that boy has a shlong

by bukdfkguvdkubvls May 31, 2019

Shlong

A large penis ranging from 8inches+

Girl: "did you see mr.pipeyocheeks shlong?
Girl2: "omg yea it's so big"

by swagcapper August 19, 2018