shlong

giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.

"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"

by diganlinghaver October 9, 2023

Shlong

A friend that can also be considered as a “bro” since they are someone that is cherished by one. Also a very close friend

Hey Shlong! What’s up?

by michaelrichman079 October 9, 2020

Shlong

male genitalia

Whipped out, erect nine inch shlong.

by Bigtiddyanimethot March 9, 2020

Shlong

A shlong is a basically a really large dick

Person 1: I have a large shlong

Person 2: want to have a shlong war?

by belalalabo August 15, 2025

magnum shlong

a very large penis

yo look at this drawing my seat partner made of a magnum shlong
woah dude that is a magnum shlong

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

Shlong

Way before the term "mullet" ever came to be, this now-famous hairstyle was known as a "shlong." A contraction of "short-long."

Nice shlong, dude.

by RedCentral February 3, 2022

Shlong-Ding-Dong

Slang for penis and a racial slur or Asian people.

Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!

Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!

by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015