Shannon 

She doesn’t give a Poes and will snap her fingers at you like thanos

Weird person : hey Shannon
Shannon : I don’t give a Poes

Shannon by Dontcare93939399292 January 17, 2019

James Shannon 

Uses make-up all the time. He also uses lipstick and tanning cream. He tries to impress the guys at Selwyn House because he wears make-up.

James 'I went to Barbados'
Kid 'No you didn't'
James 'Yes I did'
Kid 'I can see your tanning cream, it's not even put on properly.'

James Shannon by anonymous February 18, 2005

Shannontology 

A radical new movement sweeping the bible belt town of Abbotsford, BC Canada in which Shannon has started a new religion. While slow to start followers have come into possesion of lawn gnomes and 20$ bills as a result of worshipping shannontology.

Hello my fellow Shannontologist!
Praise Shannontology Alalala Ohlololo

Shannontology by Ewan McGreggor April 21, 2007

Shannon 

One of the most beautiful people you will ever meet.

Most are brunettes or redheads and have stunning green or blue eyes.
If you ever meet a green eye'd Shannon, she's usually short, she loves to have fun, she will always be there and will love you more than her heart can bear.

If you meet a blue eye'd Shannon, she's usually tall, she's shy, she will be a listener and mostly a sports player.

lets go hang with shannon, 'cause she is fun and pretty.

Shannon by LaLaLaLexiIsBeastYo April 10, 2011

Shannon Brown 

Synonymous to FML, Fuck My Life and Fail

Origin: Shannon Brown's dunks in the 2010 NBA Dunk Contest

- "Did you watch the NBA Contest?"
- "Yeah. Shannon Brown..."

- "I just stepped in my dog's piss after I picked up his crap. Shannon Brown."

Shannon Brown by Phil PhanG February 13, 2010

Matthew and shannon

Two people who have been together, and in time will realise that they were always meant to be together.. And matthew would love shannon more than she would ever know.

Matthew and shannon

Matthew and shannon by A man who said damn September 20, 2011

shannon basham 

A white monk who is the grooviest duck in the pond. A girl who is irish and has a particular fondness for potatoes. Normally a teacher.

I just saw a Shannon Basham she was teaching and seemed pretty groovy.

shannon basham by Kyle Merkel December 10, 2013