Li Shang

Litteraly the most hottest scrumptious hot man.

"Li SHang is so hotttttttt"

by anonymous August 23, 2022

Shanghai Bludgeon

After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.

Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.

by xx425prate December 7, 2006

sango

A sandwich. Used most frequently by surfers (esp. Australians) but also boarders and skaters.

Railer - there's no avo in my sango.

by Surflife805 March 7, 2007

shang dang

Shang Dang is an exclamation used when something good happens.

You're walking to class and find a five dollar bill... "Shang dang!"

a girls skirt flies up in the wind and you see some of that sweet poon tang... "shang dang!"

you somehow got an A on your Chemistry final without studying "SHANG DANG (times two)"

by Pete May 3, 2004

Shanghai Gut Punch

The act of ejaculating into the mouth of your partner during sex, then punching them in the stomach afterwards so they throw up all of the sperm that they just swallowed.

Billy: I got up to some dirty shit last night with that hooker man.
Andy: What do you mean?
Billy: I gave her a Shanghai Gut Punch
Andy: You sick fuck

by Southbound Soul November 26, 2013

Shangai'd

To have stolen/robbed in a sneaky fashion

Hey! That guy just shangai'd two beers out of our cooler!

by KovacsRawShark February 15, 2009

Shanghai Sizzler

the burning of your penis when you try to have sexual intercourse with a peking duck basted in teriyaki, right after it is taken of the stir fry pan.

He screamed in pain as he got a Shanghai sizzler.

by Skylar Merris April 14, 2003