section incest

When two people in the same section in marching band get into a relationship.

Did you hear that those two trumpets are dating
Dang man that’s some section incest

by martha56 November 29, 2019

election section

As opposed to a c-section, when the results of an election cause pregnant women to conclude their unborn child has a better chance of survival the sooner they get the right to vote, therefore the sooner they are born.

Person A: I went into labor yesterday, and had a beautiful baby boy. But it was a premature birth.

Person B: Really? Why?

Person A: I underwent an election section after experiencing the shock of Tuesday’s election.

by TheSharpie November 25, 2016

B-Section

A B-Section is a specialized surgical procedure in which a skilled professional meticulously removes both the hair and follicles from the eyebrows. Often B-Sections lead to Follicurolysis Syndrome and can be fatal.

My drunk friend dared my homeless uncle to get a B-Section he died 2 weeks later.

by the strong voice of the wind T April 3, 2025

Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".

Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

section 35 a

Whenever _____ is coming over and ____ is cleaning her room beforehand, ____ is forced to show ____ her tits.

Hey babe. Section 35 a remember?

by Ezbreezy April 1, 2021

Section 8 shoes

Similar to concrete shoes. Another method of human disposal where the bodies feet are tied to two old car batteries and thrown into the water; usually a numbered st bridge

Homeboy got his section 8 shoes on and went for a swim.

by Male, white for tax purposes. May 10, 2025

Section 1

A cliquish collection of douche bag “guys” at an elitist all boys prep school that pride themselves on their academic prowess, overrated athletic accomplishments and drunken conquests of naive girls.

Did you hear that guy from Section 1 got into Yale?

by anonymous June 1, 2023