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What every one of these definitions needs.

You, reading this now: "Fuck, I hate this definition, written by this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche bag, but a "thumbs-down" button doesn't properly quantify the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, where I given the chance... If only there were a COMMENTS SECTION, I could at least let them know my feelings by saying something whitty, like 'shut-up, commi scumbag' , that would teach 'em"

by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020

Choir sectionalism

When a choir kid has an allegiance to their section and will literally cry for hours if they are moved.

Director: Hey Charlotte
Charlotte: wat
Director: i’m gonna need to move you to alto 1
Charlotte: no I’m a soprano 1
Director: I know but I need you to sing alto 1
Charlotte: *cries*
Director: choir sectionalism, no one ever wants to move

by Purpstar615 December 5, 2022

Homie sectional

A couch/sectional bunched up with homies. Not sexual in any way.

Bruh we gonna game all night on Nick's homie sectional

by Gshsbsve August 29, 2019

section 35 a

Whenever _____ is coming over and ____ is cleaning her room beforehand, ____ is forced to show ____ her tits.

Hey babe. Section 35 a remember?

by Ezbreezy April 1, 2021

section

Exceeding a threshold of attractiveness that grants one social exclusivity, as one might find in a club’s VIP section. The level that makes security unclip the rope without checking the list and escort the given individual straight to the bottle service.

"I thought I was looking good last night, but then she walked in looking straight-up section—like, security handed her a free bottle on sight."
"Bro, you can’t show up in those shoes and expect to pull someone section—step it up."

by palabraplug January 29, 2025

Section 1

A cliquish collection of douche bag “guys” at an elitist all boys prep school that pride themselves on their academic prowess, overrated athletic accomplishments and drunken conquests of naive girls.

Did you hear that guy from Section 1 got into Yale?

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Section 8 shoes

Similar to concrete shoes. Another method of human disposal where the bodies feet are tied to two old car batteries and thrown into the water; usually a numbered st bridge

Homeboy got his section 8 shoes on and went for a swim.

by Male, white for tax purposes. May 10, 2025