secondsary

the second recurrence of a second marking a notable event

Happy secondsary Jay - Marjoane -

by Hot Trainer August 20, 2019

Secondsetovic

Novak Djokovic dropping the first set, suddenly motivating him to take the second in a convincing fashion.

The young player thought he was winning the match, before secondsetovic appeared.

by Bigbrain500 April 23, 2022

seconds are quick!

A way to say 300,000 seconds (4 days) as a fractal.

ooh! seconds are quick!

by plato! April 21, 2024

Smcondused

Funny but hightly confusing

Im Smcondused by this situation

by Apparently paul September 7, 2025

Making Seconds

Alternate statement to "Making a Duce" or "Taking a No.2". Pooping.

Dude on phone: Hey... Did I just hear you flush the toilet?

Man: Ha yea, Had shrimp for dinner and i'm making seconds.

by sweetevil28 April 19, 2011

Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.

Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.

by Bronerific September 13, 2011

slopey seconds

In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.

The Norwegians might be in first place, but we wouldn't mind getting their slopey seconds.

by huglife4eva February 10, 2014