A seagull raid is when someone unexpectedly does something to you. This can be comprised of someone stopping in and talking without warrant, crop dusting your room, sending you random unwanted pictures like a dick pic. This term is derived from the fact that during breeding season if you are near seagull nests...
A) they will shit all over everything like literally coated in shit that can't be easily removed by even the best car wash. Shits the size of grapefruits, scouts honor.
B) walking around outside near their nesting area could result in them circling like vultures and eventually dive bombing you. I haven't heard of anyone actually getting tagged by one, but there will be skid marks
A) they will shit all over everything like literally coated in shit that can't be easily removed by even the best car wash. Shits the size of grapefruits, scouts honor.
B) walking around outside near their nesting area could result in them circling like vultures and eventually dive bombing you. I haven't heard of anyone actually getting tagged by one, but there will be skid marks
by Jg eazy July 7, 2016
Get the Seagull Raidmug. A foursome that involves one girl and three guys. One guy is getting the girl from behind while the girl is giving a hand job to both guys with each hand. With great imagination, it imitates a clumsy seagull
Holy shit that was a crazy night. I can't believe Shirlena just let us do the clumsy seagull on her. She won't be able to walk right for week!
by justhotshitusa June 15, 2011
Get the clumsy seagullmug. A sexual act where 5 males and 1 female participate. The female takes a cock in her vagina, a cock in her ass, a cock in each hand and a cock in her mouth. The proceeding motion of the female 'working' said cocks is how this act gets its name.
John: Do you want to have a crazy seagull with Lucy?
4 other guys: Ok!
Lucy: I'm in for the time of my life!
4 other guys: Ok!
Lucy: I'm in for the time of my life!
by yuiyuiyuiyui July 26, 2009
Get the Crazy Seagullmug. A person who has disgusting breath like a seagulls.
Can also be called Seagarl Breath after the famous dickhead actor, who reputedly has toxic breath.
Can also be called Seagarl Breath after the famous dickhead actor, who reputedly has toxic breath.
by DeeZool August 20, 2005
Get the seagull breathmug. by kms0694 April 17, 2009
Get the Squawking Seagullmug. when a woman is giving head to a guy she has an epileptic fit, biting down on the guys penis, whilst flapping uncontrollably begging for help.
by fecal mathers August 6, 2011
Get the steaming seagullmug. Fictional sexual position that one may use in conversation to instill a feeling of sexual experience or prowess.
by John Doe who lives on Fake St. September 4, 2010
Get the Petrified Seagullmug.