Scottie Mcphucyou

A badass short sexy Sagittarius female from the butthole of Arkansas. She is a walking enigmatic paradox full of love and weeds

Scottie mcphucyou likes to punch Spencer in the face

by Scottie mcphucyou September 4, 2025

Scotty

Is a bitch who thinks he’s cools and thinks poorly and a walking slender man who thinks he gets bitches and messing with kids especially with the boyz

Always makes pranks and thinks his being funny but really embarrassed himself which seems to make him to it more

One person: who the fuck is that snipper the wolf lookin ass

Me: that’s Scotty

by Fuirty February 7, 2023

Scotty

He's a sweet loving kind person who makes me laugh till I cry. Whenever I think of you, I just can't help but smile. Falling as friends with you is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me, and I've never been happier in my life. I know this feeling will last forever.

Scotty is the funniest

by Mermaid#15 January 14, 2021

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti

life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass

when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess

by doctormoosh May 25, 2022

National abuse scottie day

October 20 is national abuse scottie day. It's a day were you get to bully you friend named scottie.

Happy national abuse scottie day

by Crack head Micky October 19, 2020

Scotties"e"wagon

A place where spanish, male prostitutes and post-adolescent virginity, go to die.

In July of 2010, on the sandy beaches of Long Island, Police found Pedro, 19, lying face down, in a pool of urine and blood, in scotties"e"wagon.

by hoss geller January 16, 2012

Scottie

A person who *is* the vibe. Bold, charismatic, and impossible to miss, Scotties rock leopard print and neon like pros. Their energy is impossible to ignore—good vibes follow them like glitter after a craft project. Always standing out in a crowd, they turn heads and light up rooms without even trying.

The party was pretty quiet until a total Scottie showed up and stole the spotlight.

by VibeCurator January 31, 2025