a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
Get the handicapped-scootersmug. by peasscoot April 24, 2015
Get the scooter poofmug. Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".
by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016
Get the scooter holemug. 
when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"
Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...
by rathole November 25, 2009
Get the Scooter Licensemug. by Rat Bastard Jim September 14, 2011
Get the scooter boomug. a southsider so called puttingit down a\on a scooter usually seen in groups one walking and the other one ridin an then take turns switching
by $ilent14 August 9, 2008
Get the scooter scrapmug.