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Scooter Chav

This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
"Run! It's a scooter chav!!"
"I'm scared of scooter chavs"
by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019
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scooter dump

Scooter dump is a random selection of photos of someone’s life and their perception of it posted as content on Instagram. It’s like having a look through someone’s phone photo gallery.
Look at Lola’s scooter dump, it’s dope lit. Nice pics of a nice time. Challas.
by Lill Henk 050 March 7, 2022
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scooter poof

That fucking scooter poof blocked the whole isle at walmart
by peasscoot April 24, 2015
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scooter hole

Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".
Ouch, my asshole is still sore. My boyfriend pushed my scooter hole last night.
by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016
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scooter scrap

a southsider so called puttingit down a\on a scooter usually seen in groups one walking and the other one ridin an then take turns switching
mr.criminal was in town scooter scrapping it
by $ilent14 August 9, 2008
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Scooter License

when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"
Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...
by rathole November 25, 2009
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leaky scooter

When a guy cums into a vagina and it starts leaking out a little bit.
“I am gonna give you a leaky scooter babe”
by Pate8793 January 2, 2018
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