Sarcasmed

A surrogate term to replace "said sarcastically"

"I'm getting my lighter" C-Town said. "Yeah where is your lighter?" I replied. C-Town proceeded to pop the trunk. "Of course. The trunk. Where else would it be?" I sarcasmed.

by Dickemdowndom0118 July 16, 2019

Sarcasm

Sarcasm is the native language of the country of Tumblr. It can also be used to ward off idiots, and is also a sign of intelligence.

Ex:
"Son why are you eating cookies before dinner?"
*initiating sarcasm*
"It's not a cookie. It's magical cow shit from Jupiter, marinated in Diet Coke."

by NationalSarcasmSociety December 29, 2016

sarcasm

paige

i can sense your sarcastic tone through the phone i don't apricate your sarcasm

by redrumadum April 2, 2025

sarcasm

paige

i can sense your sarcastic tone through the phone i dont appreciate the sarcasm 9

by redrumadum April 2, 2025

sarcasm

Something that half of the world does not understand and/or get.

"Apparently. if we win this championship we will come first! And we will come second if we lose"
"Idiot, there are only 2 teams, of course we will come either 1st or 2nd dumbass"
'It's sarcasm, dipshit"

by EmotionalKid June 9, 2018

sarcasm

because murder is illegal

"Look, if I wanted to kill myself I would climb to your ego and jump to your IQ"
"Ouch"
"Calm down it was sarcasm"

by fink540 October 26, 2017

meta-sarcasm

The act of striking the balance between coming across as sarcastic and coming across as sincere, so it is unclear as to whether you are being sarcastic. Not to be confused with post-sarcasm (meta-irony is to post-irony as meta-sarcasm is to post-sarcasm) which is being sincere in message while coming across as sarcastic in form.

Michelle and I got in an argument yesterday, but I think we've resolved it - she seems calm about it. I asked if she wanted to hang out, and she replied, "Sure, I would love to hang out today😉". I think she might be playing Schroedinger's feeling concealment. I hate meta-sarcasm.

by fullbodyphallo March 11, 2024