Double Samurai

Two guys with ponytails tie the ends together, they both then insert a double ended dildo and fight for dominance, whoever gets off or gets it out first.
A variance on the DS would be the Darth Mahl, which is the same idea but with a vibrator or LED lights.

Can't face gay sex? Try a Double Samurai!

by JKphallicies August 31, 2019

Hisuian Samurott

One of the 3 hisuian starts in Pokémon legends arceus,And is a Water:Dark type

My Dewott evolved into a Hisuian Samurott

by Archer The Rowlet June 20, 2022

Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.

She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.

by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019

Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022

learning the way of the samurai

sleeping;

be quiet he is learning the way of the samurai

by jobin mcgrubles September 28, 2009

cardboard tube samurai

the cardboard tube samurai is a popular character from penny-arcade.com, a rather good webcomic. you should read it. it has the cardboard tube samurai in it.

The tube is civilisation.

by bobman October 6, 2003

samerism

-noun
The act or an example of taking offense to an inert, innocuous statement.

Examples of samerism:

Brett: It sure is rainy today, Sam.
Sam: It's not my fault it's raining!

Brett: I want to read more Paul Krugman editorials before I even consider giving his Bush administration criticisms any gravity.
Sam: Don't call me uninformed!

Brett: If Peter Gammons thinks the White Sox are going to win the World Series, I don't orgasm with joy and consider him the arbiter of baseball estimations.
Sam: I am insulted that you think I like ZiPS merely because it likes Rich Hill!

by Brett L October 22, 2006