Salsa Waffles

Refers to the terrible food combination of salsa with waffles, usually by people with psychopathic tendencies. Used metaphorically to describe something which is in incredibly poor taste or nonsensical.

"This car is spec'd horribly, the colors are horrendous. Whoever chose this must like salsa waffles."

by Unapologetic Moose October 28, 2023

Salsa Blanco

Salsa that carries barely any heat, typically sold by most Mexican restaurants to white people who can’t handle spicy food. A play on words- the two most common kinds of salsa are salsa verde and salsa rojo, so with salsa blanco, they make up the three colors of the Mexican flag.

As much as I love the taco truck near my workplace, I wish they’d give me actual salsa instead of this uninspired salsa blanco stuff. I can handle the head, dammit.

by Shepherd Guy July 22, 2025

Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle

My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.

by zombiacademy May 26, 2018

forbidden salsa

the unspeakable fluid that drips within a woman's underwear liners . a substitute name to be used rarely in case of it being used in public.

'MUM THE FORBIDDEN SALSA IS BACK GET THE PADS'

by ducky boi (youtub) May 9, 2023

Chilean Salsa Bowl

(Noun)
-the act of shoving a chili pepper of your choice into your asshole

My shit hurt so bad you’d have thought I did a chilean salsa bowl lastnight.

by MooseDooey22 December 7, 2022

Salsa

A Salsa is a female dog originated in Hong Kong. Everyone ignores them because they are annoying and has OCD. They also enjoys jathanising other animals such as sheep, wolf or even turtles. These dogs always come in pairs, as they keep each other warm.

Person 1: Mom can we have a Salsa?
Person 2: No. It will be double trouble.

by Great potty October 22, 2020

salsa party

Going down on a girl while on their period.

I had a salsa party last night. It was a bloody mess.

by BackwardsalyaK February 18, 2017