roaring moon

The act of farting loudly while showing someone your anus

I saw my friend bike by yesterday, gave him a roaring moon.

by Hopmeister99 January 2, 2023

No stop reading this

Seriously I said to fucking stop. This isn't fucking funny stop fucking reading and vote for other submissions.

I'm serious please no stop reading this it's not fucking safe.

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

hot rodding

1) During sex, pulling out from one girl and inserting your penis (hot rod) into another girl's vagina while it's still warm.

2) In the same night, after having sex, have sex with another woman so your dick is still hot form the last.

Wow... I managed to pick up two girls last night and went hot rodding from one to the other all night!

or

After I was done having sex with Cherryl, I was still horny so I called up my ex and went hot rodding over to her place!

by danconia May 4, 2011

reading the mail

eavesdropping on a conversation; sandbagging (ham radio lingo)

A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.

"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."

by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009

Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s

Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"

by pwbcallday June 7, 2010

free reading

1) What that fat lying rastafarian biotch Miss Cleo used to promise on her scam-based commercials, when the call was really $4.99/min.
2) The bottom-barrel bargain bin at the swap meet/bookstore.

1) How ya doin', me babies? *takes a doobie puff* call me now for ya free readin.
2) Customer: "Where can I find a copy of the December 1957 edition of 'Reader's Digest'?"
Store clerk, not giving a damn: "Try the free reading shelf, jackass."

by sexie chocolate November 13, 2004

reading the bible

When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage.

You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible!

by Grau December 25, 2008