Ribs

The only things stopping me from sucking my own dick

Guy 1:Yo i tried sucking my dick yesterday but my Ribs stopped me i think ima get them removed tomorrow
Guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you man

by Fuckbois_6q February 27, 2020

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Rib

Pejorative term for a woman. Comes from the biblical origin of the first woman, where God takes one of Adam's ribs and turns it into Eve.

"Show me a rib that doesn't talk about herself."
"Shut the fuck up you stupid rib."

by WonderFuck November 11, 2020

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Rib Burglar

Eve. (Pejorative). The First woman per the Christian Bible. Can also refer to females of the human race.

Adam had enough of the Rib Burglar. Would she ever stop her incessant talking?

by Jody South July 03, 2024

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Rib rumbler

Something so funny you feel ur ribs rumble inside you

Person 1: a man walked into a bar
Person 2: what??
Person 1: ouch!
Person 2: that was a real rib rumbler

by Chazcoool101 December 20, 2023

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decorative ribs

When you work in a toolshop, let’s say, in Oldcastle Ontario, and your toolmaker sees something he has no clue about what the function is, so he makes up such a wild idiotic assumption, it makes you question if he’s high, but he’s not, so you think he’s just retarded.

“These ribs cut into this core are so shallow, they must be decorative ribs…. “
“Dude, you’re retarded.”

by Allstar mold maker February 24, 2025

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