Dirty Riley

When a man having sex simultaneously prematurely ejaculates and loses his bowels.

As soon as John started fucking me in the ass, Steve went to east John's ass and got covered after John did the dirty Riley. It was embarrassing, no way John is getting another invite to the orgy.

by Dizzler96 March 9, 2020

riley's cell

a ghetto none-flipping cell phone made my nokia and says cingular on it still even though its now known as at&t

riley's cell phone is like
a cell phone that a lonely old lady with a lot of cats would have

by riley:) February 27, 2009

riley watts

The kid at the school that is so depressed that he is often referred to as the school shooter. He may have even described his mass murder to people he feels closest to. His friends will be his first targets.

Don't come to school today. Riley Watts is coming.

by Watt's Third Target April 17, 2017

Riley Schafer

A big faggot, who yssualy has not life. He also sucks a kid named treys dick

Your a Riley Schafer

by McDonald's food December 12, 2017

Riley

Some fatass who somehow has the might of zues in his hands

Oh God said Ryan as Riley lifted his hand

by Ebaple October 19, 2018

Riley Hood

A curly headed fuck! No one likes that cunt...

Riley Hood’s a total bitch.

by a man of mystery November 2, 2018

Branden Riley

everything a girl wants. hot body goes to fletcher and gets all the girls. anywhere he goes so do hot girls. likes to hang out and play soccer. dresses like a prep.

Branden Riley is the hottest and coolest guy ever

by Branden Riley April 4, 2009