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Serkan Patterson

The name of someone who made a new word to prank his friends
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Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard
by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023
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Eamon Patterson

A 6’2 buff man with a 8 meter defeater. He’ll pull any girl he sees
by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023
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Eamon Patterson

Studies show that men named Eamon Patterson have the biggest penis you will ever see. Like seriously. He suffers from a syndrome called Horse Cock where his cock lays on the floor from the sheer size
Omg Eamon Patterson has w skibidi toilet Ohio sigma grimace shake baby gronk livvy dunne rizz
by Icallherchandelier October 13, 2023
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Eamon Patterson

Studies have shown that men named Eamon Patterson have the longest penis out of any other name
Omg you’re name is probably Eamon Patterson because of your skibidi rizz
by Icallherchandelier October 16, 2023
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jaxon patterson

Ambries bf. He loves ambrie more than anything.
Alissa: that Jaxon Patterson kid is cute
Everyone else: YOOO HE LOVE AMBRIE
by lmao.imfunny October 31, 2023
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Nutter Putter

In place of your typical golf club, you remove one's trousers and use your speedbag to get the ball to its home.
Damn it Bill, I misplaced my iron, can I use your nutter putter to finish up?
by Trendyjdizzle December 28, 2023
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