Putin

Vladdy daddy

Vladdy daddy please don’t do anything to us!

Vladdy dadd: Putin

by Have you ever been so far to d March 7, 2022

Putinism

To be stupid and lie. Retarded.

Teacher: Shelly! That is complete putinism!

by Stickybug February 25, 2022

Putin

A sims character that escaped the simulation and is now somehow the president of Russia.

Person 1: You know Putin?
Person 2: no.

by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022

Putin

A sad sack of rubbish that should've burned with the fall of the Soviet Union, but remained and the repugnant odour has permeated deep within the world.

Hey, want to go to the shopping centre later? Can't. I'm trying to get the Putin out of my upholstery, smells like an assclown and a dumpster fire had a baby.

by BlurbinOutfooters March 10, 2022

Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube

Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.

by E Bird July 28, 2022

Putin pal

The numerous millionaire and billionaire friends of Vladimir Putin who got rich from their government connections after the end of the Cold War. Vladimir Putin, Putin, President Trump, Donald Trump, Trump treason, Trump bump, the Orange King, President Chaos, Russia, Russiagate, Mueller investigation, James Comey, FBI, CIA, intelligence community, Paul Manafort, Jarod Kushner, Kremlin

CNN spends each night on Russiagate and trying to expose all of the Putin pals. I don’t believe anything the news is saying about it though.

by joecoolthefool February 21, 2018

Putinized

It is where you get nuked by bombs and nuclear weapons and kissing your bottom good bye

Person A: "I'm so hungover I feel like I've been putinized"
Person B: "Sorry to hear that"

by Anonymous putinizer August 18, 2022