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I put my dick in a bag of Doritos

A kids mom died so he made a song but it started of with I put my dick in a bag of Doritos.
by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019
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Who put twenty pence in you

When someone decides to pipe up n chat utter shit and their comment was not wanted or irrelevant
Jess "oh my god Gary your a fukn dickhead"

Gary "fukn hell who put twenty pence in you fuk off
by Banterbus September 11, 2016
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You can’t put one horse in two barns

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019
“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”
by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019
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I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.
by Bully Maguire August 22, 2021
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Put A Quarter in Your Ass

Why?

'Cause you just PLAYED YOSELF.
Jared: I can't believe I didn't know Melanie was fucking our church treasurer.
Vincent: Put a quarter in your ass, because you played yourself.
by Fedora Jack September 5, 2016
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Put the ice in practice

To work really hard. It is derived from the idea that one needs ice to heal the bruise caused by hard work.
After I spent hours working on my thesis, my friend told me that I had really put the ice in practice.
by abcdefsbhdsdhb January 1, 2018
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