Crotch Puppet

1. The puppet in the movie Labyrinth, that is suspiciously JUST the right size to give Bowie a blowjob whilst standing.

2. A term created by two teenage girls from Mississippi, one madly in love with Bowie--the other just a crotch puppet who loves to talk about klingons. It is used often, but has no true meaning.

3. Can be used in place of slut, whore, stupid, dork, anything really.

Jeez. You're such a crotch puppet. :O

by omgzitsangel July 17, 2008

puppet necking

The act of a male putting a puppet on his hand and masturbating with it

Instead of being a basic bitch, you should try puppet necking.

by Choking_muther-69 May 05, 2017

Puppet master

Here's a realistic look at a puppet master. A puppet master controls other peoples lives, so they don't get to claim to have to be sub serviant or made to feel less than around anybody, it's their world. A puppet master already has all the power and all the money, there's nothing left to do but control everybody's lives, your tv air time is wasting the viewing audiences time.

Puppet masters control the viewing audiences life, they're bitching about their own rights and lives isn't interesting though, I guess if you think there's something more interesting in life than a puppet master, you're considered a narcissist by a puppet master.

by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Puppet Show

Sex act where a female riding a male in the cowgirl position is still visible behind a cover like a sheet, shower curtain, or door, as her head pokes above the obstacle.

A couple was fucking right behind the window, you can tell because the woman was periodically bouncing into view, it was a real puppet show.

by Moby Huge February 10, 2019

playing puppets

A sexual act, normally referring to touching a females genitals with the hand/fingers.

"We didn't have sex, but we did play puppets..."

by Lucanos July 31, 2005

Glove Puppet

YOU... when you just wanted to catch a flight & a man with enormous knuckles performs a cavity search.

Maximum points for screaming 'KERMYYYYYY!!!!!' with a Miss Piggy voice at half time.

Flew to London to take the Orient Express to Istanbul, but thanks to a Glove Puppet at JFK I couldn't sit down until Vienna.

by little-miss can't do wrong July 23, 2011

penis puppeteer

One who manipulates his penis for entertainment, excitement, or other reasons. One manipulation is the bird, and another is the sack lunch.

female: I wanted to suck him off, but I had fun before hand watching him be a penis puppeteer.

by UTCJAM November 14, 2006