Pumperdickle

You cut a hole in some bread. Ideally pumpernickel and insert your John Hancock into said hole. Similar to "dick in a box" but with bread.

Girlfriend: "Hey, babe. Can you make me a sandwich."
Boyfriend: "Sure. You can eat my pumperdickle sandwich I'm making."

by RyanLovesTacoss September 29, 2020

Pumpernickel

Playing Nickelback while vigorously engaging in sexual intercourse.

I pumpernickeled my girlfriend and she broke up with me. It was probably because she didn’t like Nickelback.

by Whomperbell November 19, 2020

PurpleRa1n

PurpleRa1n is litterally the cutest funniest gf ever she’s so epic and wow she’s defo outta my league 🗽 she’s an amazing gf tho wouldn’t change her for anyone<3 lysm <3

have you seen PurpleRa1n today? “oh my god isn’t she like that rlly cool girl who litterally radiates the earth with harmony as she walks by?” yes she is!

by maloryn June 26, 2021

Pumpernickel

Pumpernickel is a German bread that translates to "the devil's fart".

"Can I get a bite of that delicious looking pumpernickel?"

by Lulu the dino nuggie February 15, 2022

PurpleRazorBladz

He is such a cool creator, their shit on TikTok is pretty fuckin good, I say you should go check him out.

1. "Have you heard of PurpleRazorBladz on TikTok?"
2. "No, are they good?"
1. "YES, HIS CONTENT IS SO FRICKIN GREAT!!"
2. "ok I'll go watch him then lol."

by Mera_The_Weird0 May 18, 2022

Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Pumper

A person who spends an exorbitant amount of time tugging on their own penis for pleasure.

I've heard Aloris masterbates to his own raid parses. He's quite the pumper.

by anongg October 12, 2022