"So how was your date yesterday?"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
by The distressed Pillock January 22, 2022
Get the mount pubicmug. The mythological patch of hair supposably found on the vaginal area.
Have women evolved? The woman i picked up last night had no pubic hair, come to think of it none of my girlfriends had it either.
Have women evolved? The woman i picked up last night had no pubic hair, come to think of it none of my girlfriends had it either.
by Bbwlicker November 13, 2020
Get the Pubic hairmug. The mythological patch of hair supposably found on the vaginal area.
Have women evolved? The woman i picked up last night had no pubic hair, come to think of it none of my girlfriends had it either.
Have women evolved? The woman i picked up last night had no pubic hair, come to think of it none of my girlfriends had it either.
by Bbwlicker November 13, 2020
Get the Pubic hairmug. The quite frankly appallingly unkempt thatch of vaginal foliage which 'welcomes' an unfortunate traveller to the NEVER-EVER Regions of the female anatomy.
"....Let it be said that whilst Viscount Greaves III was well documented as the pioneer of Wokingham's industrial revolution and also noted in society as at the forefront of 19th Century liberal Reform, he did indeed drop a bollock when he uncharacteristically turned a blind eye to the hideous crop of Pubic Scare which punctuated Baroness Felonia's staff entrance. However this turned out to be the least of his worries, as he found out rather too late that Baroness Felonia's real name was Dênnis and 'she' had a penchant for 'Pâtisserie D'Orreilles' (See Aural Sex , 'Hearing Aids') ...
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017
Get the Pubic Scaremug. Another word for someone who dresses as a trashy ass bitch, who nobody likes and dresses trashy because she think it looks cool in desperate attempts to get guys, but mostly occurs in failure and ugliness
Mae sure is a pubic bunn the way she wears those old ripped wal-mart close trying to look classy, to bad she fails
by motherfathermagic November 14, 2011
Get the Pubic Bunnmug. by Vivansh June 16, 2022
Get the pubic officemug. Where a woman, usually named lucy gives a man usually named Adam or elliot or James the biggest bj of his life where the skin becomes lumpy and the arteries grow and then the foreskin becomes dry and finally. The man is internally attached to the woman.
by AdamWorsley July 6, 2016
Get the pubic decapitationmug.