Skip to main content

mount pubic

A term for when pubic hair covers the mons pubis
"So how was your date yesterday?"

"Awful, she had the biggest mount pubic ever! Like something straight outta the 70's!"
by The distressed Pillock January 22, 2022
mugGet the mount pubicmug.

Pubic hair

The mythological patch of hair supposably found on the vaginal area.
Have women evolved? The woman i picked up last night had no pubic hair, come to think of it none of my girlfriends had it either.
by Bbwlicker November 13, 2020
mugGet the Pubic hairmug.

Pubic hair

The mythological patch of hair supposably found on the vaginal area.
Have women evolved? The woman i picked up last night had no pubic hair, come to think of it none of my girlfriends had it either.
by Bbwlicker November 13, 2020
mugGet the Pubic hairmug.

Pubic Bunn

Another word for someone who dresses as a trashy ass bitch, who nobody likes and dresses trashy because she think it looks cool in desperate attempts to get guys, but mostly occurs in failure and ugliness
Mae sure is a pubic bunn the way she wears those old ripped wal-mart close trying to look classy, to bad she fails
by motherfathermagic November 14, 2011
mugGet the Pubic Bunnmug.

Pubic Scare

The quite frankly appallingly unkempt thatch of vaginal foliage which 'welcomes' an unfortunate traveller to the NEVER-EVER Regions of the female anatomy.
"....Let it be said that whilst Viscount Greaves III was well documented as the pioneer of Wokingham's industrial revolution and also noted in society as at the forefront of 19th Century liberal Reform, he did indeed drop a bollock when he uncharacteristically turned a blind eye to the hideous crop of Pubic Scare which punctuated Baroness Felonia's staff entrance. However this turned out to be the least of his worries, as he found out rather too late that Baroness Felonia's real name was Dênnis and 'she' had a penchant for 'Pâtisserie D'Orreilles' (See Aural Sex , 'Hearing Aids') ...
That was the last anyone heard of Viscount Greaves III..."
From 'Nose Sex Please - We're British! - A History Of High Profile British Sexual Blunders from 1745-1994 " By Someone in Ealing who wishes to remain anonymous
by Don Bastardo January 11, 2017
mugGet the Pubic Scaremug.

Pubic interloafing

The process of transplanting a viable hair follicle from one's body (usually the scalp) to their pubic area, to fill in bald spots or in order to gain more lustrous hair in the area (full bush effect). This procedure is usually performed by a licensed medical professional or aesthetician in a sterile setting, on multiple occasions, until desired effect is achieved.
Terry decided to try pubic interloafing to surprise Kevin with a fuller bush on their first anniversary.
by Ken Geddit May 19, 2024
mugGet the Pubic interloafingmug.

pubic office

Pubic offices are so bad to see you
by Vivansh June 16, 2022
mugGet the pubic officemug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email