by Vladimir Putin Cheese November 1, 2020
Get the Vladimir Putinmug. A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks
by Miamerryhappy March 23, 2024
Get the Putin-bodmug. An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).
Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023
Get the Putinmug. Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert
by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022
Get the Pack a Putinmug. Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK
by MoBallinBamba March 10, 2022
Get the Putinmug. 
