producer's cut 

The short version (of a story). So-named due to a producer's desire (not always realized) to remove an indulgent director's unnecessary and annoying backstory and setup (aka 'fat'), in particular to decrease running time for the sake of increasing the number of screenings per day.

Johnny: So, it was just after 6, and we hadn't even gotten out of the house yet, since Jane wanted to catch the end of "So you think you can dance..."

Jim: Hey, can you skip to the good parts? Just give us the producer's cut, please.

producer's cut by ChuckChaser69 November 3, 2009

poloneel productions 

personification of god

I wish i was as good as poloneel productions

poloneel productions by bald martin the god February 28, 2020

Productive 

Doing something good/helpful Either in an angry or not angry manner

Can you be productive!

Productive by Xtreme March 25, 2020

producer credit in smurf porn 

a girl that is responsible for a lotta blueballs. either a lot of times with the same person or a lotta dudes trading stories can figure out she has a knack for turning you way on an not finishing you off...

playboy: last night that girl from next door came over and gave me a bj...and midway thru she started saying it was wrong and she couldnt do it and started cryin and she ran out of the room and left me with a boner the size of africa. madagascar inclusive. i think she wants a commitment

jamie fuxx: no what i think is she probably has producer credit in smurf porn

producer credit in smurf porn by ed the Word September 14, 2009

producer carlos 

Producer of the Bobby Bones Show in Austin, TX, and the stuttering Hispanic voice of America (ironically incapable of speaking Spanish). Half of a set of identical twins with bite marks on his back (coming from a shared bed experience with his brother).

1. Have you heard Producer Carlos talk on the radio? That guy mumbles and stutters like no other. I think he might be illiterate.

2. Can you help me out? I've got this scratch on my back... I think someone producer Carlos'd me. That's the last time I drink THAT much tequila.

producer carlos by M Casserly May 9, 2008

tha producer 

Lead in the best band evah: Hollywood Undead.
one of the oldest members in the group.

"I'm holding on so tightly now, my insides scream so loud
They keep watchin' , watchin' me drown , how did it come to this?" - Tha producer

tha producer by maggieb November 4, 2007

lab productions message board 

1. A message board offered through Lab Productions, that is overpopulated with self-important, pseudo-intellectuals; who, when not busy sniffing their own farts spend their time insulting members of another message board (see: Pro-Rock message board) that was once shut down because of their actions.

"Those guys over at lab productions message board sure love teh Goatse"

lab productions message board by Wise_Guise May 22, 2006