pretzelfied

Bent over like a circus artest, a habit forming if exicuted properly.

Beavis is parilized in a pretzelfied position ,do to Mike's anal abuse.

by DEFICATER October 10, 2003

pretzel

thug, gangsta, hardcore, sick, ill, cool, wicked

generally another way to say that something, someone, etc is sick, cool, awesome, etc.

Karl: We're robotripping this saturday, wanna come?

Katja: Pretzel! I'm in.

by swaggerchef May 30, 2011

throwing pretzels

A term used to hide the fact that you had incredibly hot, kinky sex (often, but not necessarily, involving things such as the alabama hot pocket and the cleveland steamer.

Me - Man, you're just Little Miss Promiscuous, aren't you?
Friend - Oh, come on! I was just throwing pretzels at him!
Me - Oh, ok.
Friend - snickers

by DemonataFangirl September 12, 2009

soft pretzel

A sexual act in which the woman puts her legs behind her head and the male whips his flaccid penis against her forehead.

My girlfriend wouldn't try a soft pretzel so I smacked her.

by UDFanNJ August 20, 2006

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of..., To be weary of..., but yet, keep plodding on, doing what it is that causes the weariness. This catchphrase actually come from the "Sienfeld" sitcom.

However, it is easily applied to the state of mind of an Urban Dictionary Editor who has tired of, and grown weary of having to constantly push the, "Do Not Publish" button while at his/her station and thereby curtail and do away with someone's dream of being published!

These pretzels are making me thirsty; no, actually these dry of humor and non-makable of sense suggestions are driving me crazy!

by gravy111 November 29, 2010

Chocolate Pretzel

A sexual position that is a result of anal sex. After having his way with his partner anally, a man will bend him/her over themselves, forcing the body into a position resembling a pretzel. The penetratee then shits on themselves. This is seen by the penetrator as a desirable alternative to having his own chest dumped on, a la Cleveland Steamer.

"Dude, I gave Ginger the chocolate pretzel, and she went crazy!"

by Jib Ride January 12, 2009

Pretzel

a bootyful floof of a smol bean, that is also my dog.

wow

its a pretzel.

by lol stop February 17, 2019