Pressurized puss(y)

When you are on a flight for 6+ hrs and wearing yoga pants... Then you realize that they are polyester and that they don't breathe at all.
Omg I thought wesring yoga pants was gunna be super comfy but Now I'm getting swell and smell ... Pressurized puss(y)
by Pin pop August 15, 2016
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Mexican Pressure Washer

When you put your thumb over the end of a standard hose nozzle, thereby raising the psi to pressure wash something.
Damn dude, how am I gonna get all this Puerto Rican blood off my snakeskin cowboy boots with a regular hose? I guess I'll just Mexican Pressure Washer them off.
by Mungo Jazzflute July 11, 2008
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Septic Pressure Cooker

The act of having bad diarrhea and using it during anal sex to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces.
"She gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night" "I love a good septic pressure cooker before bed"
by BrynnVixxen January 05, 2017
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High-Pressure Hangout

when a get-together between friends, that is supposed to be relaxing, turns stressful
While on video camera, Amy, in a rather demanding tone, asked Jenn to quickly come up with a game to play, in order to make the tape more interesting. Feeling very much put on the spot & looking rather uncomfortable, Jenn responded, "This is a high-pressure hangout!"
by Siamesecaterpillar June 02, 2009
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Bitch-Pressure

When there is too many females in a room/enclosed area complaining about their problems, (whether it is their unsatisfactory boyfriends, their controling parents, crappy jobs, etc) and the room or enclosed area feels as if it is going to explode from the abundance of bitching. It may lead to cracked windows, poor internet connection, or miserable males.
the windshield would have never cracked from just a simple kick, it must of been because there was just too much bitch-pressure in the car for it to handle
by DJ Lil Beaver October 17, 2010
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pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”
by Dr Bunnygirl August 13, 2019
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Pennsylvania pressure cooker

the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
yo, i gave my old lady a Pennsylvania pressure cooker last night and almost killed the ho!
by peterson tad August 28, 2008
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