Pissing like you hate porcelain

The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.

I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."

by THVVW October 6, 2011

making a deposit in the porcelain bank

basically taking a poo

i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank

by thecreepyjanitor1012 April 10, 2017

Turn off your porcelain face

Shove 10 dicks up your ass

Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing

Jess : Turn off your porcelain face

Bob : Geez I'm sorry!

by TheRealOne500 April 4, 2023

restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout

squeezing out a fat one, taking a dump, releasing your bowels

Sorry i was late for school, i was busy restocking the porcelain pond w/ brown trout.

by Stromboni<miller> June 1, 2006

Porcelain Toboggan

When a male is seated on the toilet taking a shit and the female sits on his lap. No penetration is involved. For the penetrative definition, see Porcelain Pilot.

After eating a nice meal and then taking quite a long time in the bathroom my girlfriend wanted to porcelain toboggan.

by Thinkerstein December 2, 2025

porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.

I got the most amazing porcelain blowjob last night.

by El_chopo May 14, 2021

porcelain rabbit

A word used in the risk of rain 2 community to describe ideas that are badly thought out/ dont work well for the game. this term was created after a terrible idea using the word as its name.

nah that's a porcelain rabbit though

by Distilled Dreams August 10, 2024