Pook

Part of the anus that cuts turds (Poo cutter) while performing number 2. Other wise known as the o-ring or balloon knot.

I was at the gym and grunted so hard, I blew my pook out.

by shabogan January 2, 2012

poodo

frozen fecal matter used as a dildo

have fun with this poodo

by angrybeaver16 January 9, 2015

Poko

the shit fucken pimpish person to walk the earth total pimp shit

damn he is poko!

by Darren March 6, 2004

Pooholes

The name of a very very bad player on the St. Louis Cardinals. He is so bad that he is literally despised by all of the people who hate the Cardinals. In case you don't understand this yet...its Pujols but think about how it sounds...exactly.

Brewer Fan #1: Man this has been a great game so far we are totally crushing the Cardinals.

Brewer Fan #2: Oh man, dude look, Pooholes is up to bat next.

Brewer Fan #1: Man he is such a dick.

by Jokesterpants July 9, 2009

pooka

according to Piers Anthony, a ghost horse. wears a chain. (read the Xanth novels for further clarification)

Dor caught a Pooka by the chain

by Shwaggy November 13, 2003

pook

The noise a fish makes.
Supposedly.

<remey> Fishes go pook

by Popher December 28, 2005

Laka-Laka Pooholydong

a gay minister that lives in hawaii and rapes people in the confessional. Then he takes them to the bathroom and takes huge ol' dump on their face.

Hence the name Laka-Laka Pooholydong
laka-laka a hawaiian term
poo- crap
holy- in this case it has to do with a church or minister..not God or angels
dong- penis

Bob Shlougashlong Weisenhower is a well known Laka-Laka Pooholydong in Oahu, Hawaii
so watch out church go-ers

by Juan Martinez September 7, 2007