podfart

When your iPod suddenly fritzes, cuts off a song mid-chorus, or skips like a CD for no apparent reason.

I've gotta get a new iPod. Mine podfarts all the time.

by dildude December 3, 2007

poofaint

Nonsensical term that can be used to innocuously describe both how poorly one feels, how horrendous something smells and how awful something looks without using profanity.

"My flu has me bedridden, I feel like poofaint."

"That car's home-made paint job looks like poofaint."

by ironchefboyrd January 14, 2009

Poafa

Poafa is a large mammal from the East of Ireland. Ranging from minimal amounts of hair to Chew Bacca look alikes, this creature is highly dangerous and will attack. It's easily calmed with chocolate products.

They make loveable pets.

"OH GOD IT'S AN ANGRY POAFA! GET THE HOT CHOCOLATE!!"

by Dr. Bexicus October 29, 2009

Pomarn

Codename for those who are longing to be back with their ex. girlfriend and don't stop mentioning them.

Nic: "Oh I miss Stacy so so much!"
Thoma: "Fuck off Nic, she's mine, stop being such a Pomarn."

by StacysMomHasGotItGoingOn August 6, 2012

Poofar

When you hold in a fart for ages and it turns out to be pooh.

Dude 1. "Block ya nose I've been holding this one in for ages!"
Dude 2. "Dude! That stinks! Is it crap?"
Dude 1. "Yeah, I think it's a poofar."

by Dr Language. March 13, 2014

pompados

Pompas Douche bag

look at this pompados with tribal tattoo's

by DJ U53L355 March 27, 2016

Pompanion

a friend, acquaintance or co-worker with whom a person regularly has sex (pomp) without the expectation of a romantic relationship.

Ria and Corné quickly became pompanions after broek-stooting on the dancefloor, at a company event.

by broekies June 25, 2016