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Poked in the shitter

When someone gets bent over and become the other person's bitch.
by Poked in the shitter October 22, 2009
mugGet the Poked in the shittermug.

Shite in a poke

"Go shite in a poke bobby"
by Counfsed June 2, 2018
mugGet the Shite in a pokemug.

poked the wolf

Joe: Hey I totally poked the wolf last night!
Sam: No way! Who?
Joe: Sarah
Sam: Wow! Doesn't she shave?
Joe: It was No-Shave November.
by GravityFallsNoMore March 29, 2015
mugGet the poked the wolfmug.

poke-able

The ability to poke.
Speaks for itself really!
Stacey is oh so poke-able.
by smushmorshann October 30, 2008
mugGet the poke-ablemug.

pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022
mugGet the pickle pokedmug.

Ryan poke

when someone acts like a gay pervert and will swoop in and steal your man with his epic dab moves and fuck him while you watch
stop being a ryan poke
joe just pulled a ryan poke on my boyfriend
by mysteriousmist January 24, 2020
mugGet the Ryan pokemug.

poking seagulls

Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along
Katie got a long stick and poked a seagull through the skylight. The seagull was happy to play along . Katie loved poking seagulls
by Sally Hart June 22, 2017
mugGet the poking seagullsmug.

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