Plumber's Handshake

An extremely disappointing handjob with extremely rough skin.

That girl was up for anything, but then she went for it and it ended up being a plumber's handshake

by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019

plumber crack

A plumber's crack usually all the way up they're back. Usually their name would be Sarah. Plumbs sewage and enjoys it.

Sarah has a plumber crack up her back

by Smrbitch1 February 18, 2017

call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023

Plumber

A derogatory term describing a white basketball player. Presumes that the white basketball player is unathletic and inferior in skill and basketball awareness.

Jordan is not the goat because he played against a bunch of plumbers in the 80s.

by LuckyAFbox January 2, 2022

Spin Plumber

Like a spin doctor, but completely without a soul. A spin plumber will dig up shit to defend a politician that a spin doctor with a modicum of human decency will not touch with a ten-foot pole.

Kellyanne Conway showed she was the ultimate Spin Plumber when she defended Trump's pussy-grabbing.

by polowordsmith January 16, 2017

plumbering

Plumbering is the act of fingering one's ass hole. Similar to fingering, but the other side. Often associated with those who have a shit kink.

"Jimmy was plumbering me so hard last night I shit" "George loves getting plumbered, he has a shit kink".

by Warm Toast December 30, 2023

plumbers lollipop

A plumbers lollipop is when a male sticks his penis in a woman’s ass, then proceeds to maker her suck his penis

Jimmy “hey Deloris, want a PLUMBERS LOLLIPOP?” Deloris “ew no your so weird, why would anyone want a PLUMBERS LILLIPOP?”.

by ChanDaMan05 June 15, 2024