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Dear Pesky Plumbers

How you should start every letter from now on.
Dear Pesky Plumbers, the party poopers and I, have taken over Urban Dictionary! The lewd definitions are now a permanent guest at one of my seven Webster hotels! I dare you to copy, cut, and paste them if you can!
by ¯\_ت_/¯ January 24, 2025
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Packet Plumber

A senior network engineer. So called because the internet is a series of tubes through which packets of information flow, and without proper plumbing, the entire Internet - and the global economy - would collapse.
The security weenies and the packet plumbers are at each other's throats about allowing backhauling traffic to HQ for proxy inspection.
by Camwhore Cam July 11, 2024
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Plumbers Swab

When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.
You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.
by Greg from The Committee March 2, 2021
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red plumber

The guy from fortnite- I MEAN the guy from nintendo
Broken heart- I mean broken toilet call the red plumber
by Leonardo da PLUMBER June 15, 2023
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Plumber's Blessing

A "Plumber's Blessing" is known as the blessing any tradesman gives to the plumber of the bathroom they are using by pulling a handful of pubes out and throwing them all over the toilet.
"Bro, somebody hit that bathroom with a 'Plumber's Blessing'!" There's pubes EVERYWHERE!
by WesticularDancer April 30, 2025
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Cheesy Plumber

The act of plumbing someone's anus while the person being fucks defacates on your penis
I gave your mom a cheesy plumber yesterday. Fucking amazing bro!
by Saladass6969 August 14, 2016
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Dutch Plumber

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.
Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019
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