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POOPAGANDA

When your ass decides to give you shit all day, every 10 minutes for about 10 minutes, and just a pea pebble or 2 at a time. The slow moving little turds make you feel like a real big shit is laboring it's way through your colon for a solid clean drop, and your bowels muscles are contracting automatically to assist with the constructive crapticism about to be released. Butt discovers mostly gas and mucous have seized control over the pebbles of poop, blasting out of your ass like a sloppy spit all over inside the toilet bowl, creating a mess that's 3X more than the mass, resulting in the need to use 3X more papiel de toilette Every Time your ass is overtaken by this brutal POOPAGANDA day. The frequency of the urge to poop is so ridiculously constant that in order to avoid shame excusing yourself to go to the bathroom every few minutes, you simply announce "I got to POOPAGANDA", bcuz that's all you can and will do on that very blastery day. At the end of the day, your own ass gave you shit for nothing 30 times: your brown eye is burning red, sore and irritated with great pain, the toilette needs a thorough cleaning, the bathroom needs toilette paper stocked, and you need a hot tub bath. Make no mistake that POOPAGANDA can be disabling if not treated.
I gotta go POOPAGANDA!
by DeepThrowWitDancer May 2, 2022
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Liana was the first queen of poopalazooka island. She ruled the land with her husband Rico. They had 3 daughters named Olivia, Grace, and zoe. Grace became the next queen along side her husband john deacon.
-Hey who is that?

-that’s Liana queen of poopalazooka island
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poopaloop

booty call. Someone you have so strings sex with.
Christine went to see her poopaloop this weekend at 3 in the morning for some ass.
by OCDB July 30, 2006
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Ploopee

When your bro acts like a girl-ass bitch.
"Bro, time for the gym, get your ass up, fuckin' Ploopee."
"Are you makin' Plop-Plops in your pants?"
"Ploop-Ass Ploppy."
by Death Machine August 6, 2008
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poopa

those people who use dupa like they are so smart- they stink and look like poopa!
Did someone have an issue with being spoonfed for too long, or are just racist anyways- they must be a poopa!
by podunkadunk June 27, 2019
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ploop

a cry of exclamation used mainly by that one and only crazy cat lady known as "Znj" upon greeting.

(Znj was last spotted at the crime scene of "Big Daddy Gnomey" running away with a large treasure chest filled with items from the Sanrio store in tow and wearing nothing but a sock monkey hat and a suspicious milk carton shaped body. if you've heard of her whereabouts, please notify Target immediately)
there is no need for one, only real dorl woulds not know this definition!!
by rumpshakker3000thatstheticket January 27, 2004
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ploop

Ploop is the sound of a cricket ball being dropped from a hight into a large tub of syrup. Just enjoy saying it over and over again, it's magical.
"ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop ploop"
by horse May 6, 2003
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