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"plain view" exception

A loophole in da generally-accepted social rule which states dat you hafta keep yer paws off a buxom gal's "merchandise" less'n ya get her permission beforehand --- da theory in dis case is dat if she has a majority of her plump juicy "milk-thingies" juss hangin' right out there all luscious and "obvious", she is implying dat she is largely "tossing social norms out da window", and so you can go ahead and gleefully "squeeze theeze" without having to ask her first.
I'm guessing dat da brainless lunkhead in da classic "PAT"-labeled-uniform cartoon (da bosomy chick who's wearing da name-imprinted t-shirt is named "Patricia", but da clueless dude thought dat da word meant dat he had permission to feel her up) who got KO'd by da brawny babe was thinking of da "plain view" exception when he decided to delightedly "savor da goods" with his huge clumsy hands... da guy's buddy is saying to him, "I think it's meant for identification purposes, not as a set of instructions" :P
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Plain

Something that makes even the most traditional things seem exciting.
The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
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Plain

Whitewashed, someone that tries to whitewash everyone else's memories and thoughts so that they start paying attention to them here and now.
The attention seeking girl was as plain as they come, and being the narcissist that she was, thought that everyone owed her their attention, and possibly even their belongings.
by The Original Agahnim July 1, 2021
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Eight Mile Plains

A decent suburb in Brisbane’s Southside. The ethnic majority is Indians, Chinese, and Korean.
by Rpeng5 June 25, 2024
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Plain

Nobody makes somebody plain or turns somebody plain, plain the way somebody already was before you met them, they just made themself appear/seem more colorful than they actually were.
Making an observation of how plain and bossy somebody is isn't the same thing as trying to boss them around, give them orders, or tell them falsehoods about what they're like. Telling somebody that isn't as colorful as they seem to think or pretend they are that they're plain is calling a spade a spade instead of a pickaxe. Perhaps the other person hearing it just doesn't like to hear criticism because they were spared (the rod) from hearing anything that didn't sound good as kids, and they expect to be praised rather than criticized, even if the criticism is not really unfair to them.
by The Original Agahnim November 12, 2021
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plain milk

person a: what are you drinking right now?
person b: just plain milk
person a: you sick fuck
by UndoingEar December 17, 2021
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plain

A plain is a place that have nothing. A plain is also a landform.
I live in a place that is quiet. it's a plain.
by Elaine Liu October 5, 2020
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