Someone who turns on the news, sees the coverage of a hurricane, and riots for the human beings instead of the hurricane.
The plain girl would say a prayer every night before the storm that the winds would clock in 5 mph less every hour, and that no human being would suffer, so that she could put on her mask, hand sanitizer, gloves, face shield and bubble suit and be miserable the next day. A storm is nature's way of letting human beings know that everyone deserves this shit, it doesnt matter if you think you're a good person or not, it doesnt matter if your skin is light or dark, or you think you deserve something better than this shit.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
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by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021
Get the Plain mug.A cognitive and emotional discomfort triggered by speech or behavior that is superficially normal but subtly fails to follow expected human logic, timing, or cooperation—especially in dialogue.
When the voice assistant kept dodging my question with slightly off replies, I got that creepy Uncanny Plains feeling.
by someone who ISN'T u/ant_god123 May 20, 2025
Get the Uncanny Plains mug.Kids here spend their time wishing they lived in Morristown and wishing they didn’t attend a middle school with 30 people. If you live here you've probably gotten bullied just because you live here. But it weighs out due to the 2:1 ratio of obnoxious scums to normal people coming from here. People come from all around to come here due to the fact its unhooded and all sunshines and rainbows. The only good place to hang is simons where you can find a good 20-40 people there at all hours. All the kids who actually live there are tightly knit. Overall not too bad of a town, but nowhere near great.
by Murda Plains enthusiast January 30, 2022
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Get the Plain sal or sally mug.The act of cutting off circulation of your penis so much so that it becomes purple and numb. The word was popularized around the Portland area.
Friend 1: “Hey bro do you plain?”
Friend: “Yep. I practice plaining until my dick turns bright purple. It’s extremely pleasurable and it gives me better orgasms!”
Friend: “Yep. I practice plaining until my dick turns bright purple. It’s extremely pleasurable and it gives me better orgasms!”
by BananaTurtle April 23, 2024
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