lesbian plague

A virus currently effecting lesbian relationships.

Dude, what happened to them? They were so cute together?

Their relationship fell to the lesbian plague

by Maddygray03 August 5, 2022

period plague

When you are surrounded by a new group of females who you interact with often enough your period becomes contagious in the group of said females. You get your period and it is quickly spread throughout the group, at such a magnitude everyone’s periods begin getting effected-usually appearing sooner than expected.

Period plague in the all girls office-I’m here all of the time, & I’ve had my period for 12 out of the 14 weeks I’ve been here.

by Methodical Muse August 16, 2018

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Plague Time Off

When you have been in Quarantine for "x" amount of days from the Covid-19 outbreak, but still need time away from work.

Working from home is great during this pandemic, but I need some Plague Time Off.

by AHJax April 1, 2020

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Irish plague

small penis

Me to my girlfriend before we got busy for the first time: 'I have the Irish Plague'

Her in her charming New York accent: 'You asshole, I don't want to catch that'
Me: 'No, it means me prick is small'

by Getstheladies May 7, 2016

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Plague Bib

When a person wears a face mask or face covering covering below their nose and mouth, rendering them positively useless. Plague Bibs are generally seen on people who are skirt a mask regulation, but also worn for those who want to have their mask handy to pull up when someone approaches. Synonym: "chin diaper" which was coined on"South Park" Season 24, Ep 1 "The Pandemic Special

"Both the cashier and the guy behind me in the checkout both were wearing plague bibs. I am so going to die."
"That lady, Karen, she raised a fuss about wearing a mask and stomped out. She came back in with one on, but plague bib style.
"I"m just going to wear my mask like a plague bib when I go to the park, if anyone comes nearby, I can just pull it up. "

by dottie hinkle December 26, 2020

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