swamp picnic

a computer or computer software package that has many faults, issues or bugs. If you have a picnic in the swamp it will attract alot of bugs.
That install in St. Louis was a real swamp picnic. The system crashed so many times we finally gave up!
by videix September 07, 2009
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A cunt's picnic

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023
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shots picnic

Man, it's been a rough week... Let's have a shots picnic!
by picnicker12 January 20, 2010
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pack a picnic lunch

Advice Rhode Islanders give each other when one plans to take an in-state car ride that will last more than 20 minutes.
Pete: I'm heading to south county.
Mel: Pack a picnic lunch!
by mgdu October 20, 2022
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Gay Picnic

a dick appointment, usually for two men or homosexual people
"hey i got to go to this Gay Picnic with this dude"
by MagnoliaIsTrash August 27, 2022
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booty picnic

1. When you have a orgy of ass or booty eating

2. When your girl lets you eat her ass or booty in public

3. Having a picnic and eating something that tastes like ass or booty
Jim- Yo dog, I'm finna have a BOOTY PICNIC
John- Ayyyeeeeeeeeeee
by William118abc April 28, 2016
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Not the full picnic

Said about someone who doesn't really know their way around something or somewhere. Could be due to isolation. Sometimes a person with a troubled passed, could also be that they are suspicious to enter the present world.
She's not the full picnic, lives on her own in a torn house just outside town and rarely speaks to anyone.
by Little_puppet March 01, 2017
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