Phonacillation

Standing on the fence regarding different music genre's. Having some of the greatest albums ever released alongside some of the most cheesy R+B and pop albums ever to assault ones ear drums

I went round a friends house and her album collection was so varied, she must suffer from a serious case of phonacillation.

by Ford Prefect 7.th October 15, 2010

phanic

The sense of panic created by the suspected loss of one's phone, prompting the frisking of one's own body in a frantic attempt to locate said phone. Particularly common amongst men wearing cargo shorts with too many pockets.

"Dude, I was out last night having a great time until I had this massive phanic attack. I checked all eleven of my shorts pockets, until I realised it was on the table in front of me!"

by dingolingo April 26, 2014

Phonsciolizing

To sit with friends, at a social gathering while you and everyone else is looking through their phones.

My friends and I were at the diner phonsciolizing with one another and my friend Laura texted all of us the funniest picture of a goat dealing cards.

by mrlarezzo July 10, 2016

phonecia

A wonderful person a gorgeous 😍asf

Wow Phonecia is hott

by yayo4evr January 18, 2017

Phonecolepsy

Falling asleep while scrolling on your phone

"Did Kyle just fall asleep while he was scrolling thru Instagram?"

"Yea, he's got phonecolepsy"

by didtheyreallyaskforapseudonym May 21, 2017

Phonecert

A "phonecert" is where you are calling another individual and they are singing and/or playing an instrument with a variation of songs giving that "concert" feel. However it is via call/video call therefore giving its name "phonecert"

Have you called Jack lately? His phonecert is amazing.

by gang agn November 1, 2017

Pholicly challenged

To be bald as shit

Kevin is pholicly challenged

by The garv father June 11, 2018