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Philadelphia Kegel

When you’re tryna hold back a massive cheesesteak poo.
I can’t talk right now; I’m doing Philadelphia Kegels ‘till I can get to a growler…
by Webster the way Younger January 8, 2023
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Philadelphia Crab boil

When you're in Philadelphia and you are getting head from someone. Right when you're about to cum, you scream your own name, then you cum on the persons face, blow a handful of old bay seasoning into their eyes, and then slap them with a cheese steak.
"I had some old bay left over, so I went to pats and gave that bitch the ol Philadelphia crab boil.
by AndyDikter May 1, 2023
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Philadelphia Eagles

Pulling a Philadelphia Eagles is going to prison for three felonies and getting at least 100 years as minimum punishment.
"My son just went to prison on aggravated assault, He is such an Philadelphia Eagles Fan
by The Homeless One May 8, 2023
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Philadelphia Sunroof

A variant of the Chicago Sunroof where the offender attempts to defecate onto the roof of an automobile without a sunroof. Typically characterised by doing so as aggressively as possible, as if in an attempt to create an opening in the vehicle's roof by sheer force.
Mac tried to give the guy a Chicago Sunroof, Saul Goodman style, but the car didn't have a sunroof to crap into. He just ignored it and kept going - he gave the guy a Philadelphia Sunroof instead.
by corvus gains June 5, 2023
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Philadelphia

a social space in which nothing you want is actually available, where the only reasonable response is to ask for the opposite of what you want in order to get it.

Antonyms: a New York or Los Angeles, where whatever you want is always there
I am stuck in a Philadelphia. I wish I were in a New York.
by Riki Kiki Taco April 2, 2008
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philadelphia

Birth place of WC Fields,which he hated.
"All in all I would rather be in Philadelphia" -- from WC Fields tombstone
by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004
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Philadelphia

A city that is cursed and will never win anything. How does one football team make it to the conference finals three years in a row. How do they flyers lose to the lightning. And worst of all how does smarty jones go Undeafted The hole year and loses his last race
Philadelphia is cursed
by Wiggy June 5, 2004
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