Pecan Pie

Verb
Performing a "chili dog" on one's partner, and releasing into the "chili" thus creating a brown, glazed substance.
Step 1: Cleveland Steamer
Step 2: Change Cleveland Steamer to Chili Dog
Step 3: Work until release
Step 4: Release into the chili of the Chili Dog
Step 5: Take a step back and admire

Chest + Feces = Cleveland Steamer
Cleveland Steamer + Penis = Chili Dog
Chili Dog + Male Ejaculate - Penis = Pecan Pie

by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010

pecan

substitution for toilet

the shitter was plugged so i filled a can with pee -therefore it was a pee can

by willy b quick October 26, 2003

peccavi

One who does incredibly stupid things for the pure simple thrill of it.

Alternately, one who is incredibly stupid and thrilled by simple things.

Did you hear that Bill shot six steel hooks through he's penis? He's such a peccavi.

by Pingu January 22, 2005

pecan mudslide

A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the chest of the other, and the fecal matter is really runny and nutty.

Also, a treat from Dairy Queen.

I ate a whole bag of nuts yesterday so I could give my wife a pecan mudslide

by Flannel Jake November 23, 2010

Peegasm

The pleasant shiver that occasionally rocks your body while urinating.

While peeing in Janet Napolitano's butt last night, I was overcome by the most amazing peegasm. I though I was going to pass out, it was that excellent.

by A Bustle in Your Hedgerow November 5, 2011

Pecan Warrior

Once in a hairdressers I asked what the haircut was called with the spiky beckhamesque look, that all commoners now have. Close to Chavs you will see these people walking around in suit jackets, bleached jeans with attached chain, white shoes and white belts. Topman now makes clothes entirely for them. They actually think they look cool but are 1980's throwbacks. See Rod Stewarts hair for comparison. Anyway, the correct name is faux-hawk apparently but it took me several months to find this information out. Somehow I had the word Pecan in my head from what I had believed the hairdresser had said to me. Now when I see these losers I will often laugh amongst close friends pointing at the stupid fucking Pecans.

Bleached Jeans
Suit Jacket
Beckham Hair
1980's fighter pilot glasses
80's belt
T-shirt with writing on it.
Designer stuble
Walk like a right cunt

by Ryhan October 21, 2004

peedaduck

A word used in scrabble to use up your letter 'a' and get triple word bonus

See, peedaduck really is a word Sara and Vicki.

by Fargin Icehole August 22, 2011