rubies and pearls 

When you have sex with a girl on her period, pull out, then tit fuck her and bust.

Shes a champion,she even let me do a rubies and pearls.

rubies and pearls by Jabyl Burns November 7, 2020

Sloppy Pear 

When you have green diarrhea and you release some into your partners mouth, then while releasing the rest into the toilet your partner is giving you head while using the diarrhea as lube!!!

My diarrhea was getting hard to bear so I asked my partner to give me a sloppy pear.

Sloppy Pear by Happy Willie January 12, 2011

Shout out to all the pears 

The way to lose weight as instructed by Rick Ross.

Tyrone: Man, how do I lose weight?

Rick Ross: All ya gotta do is shout out to all the pears! I eat pears and shit like that.

Shout out to all the pears by StoPCampinGn00b December 4, 2014

squares pears

literally a square shaped pear, some people really like injecting staples into it.

members of the squares pears fan club (cult) have a profile picture of the square pear and use the phrase "every day tomorrow" way too often.

we love squares pears, they're coolio broski yoski broski!!!!!!!

broski yoski broski can't you just chillax and eat a squares pears??

squares pears by squares pears am i right? May 10, 2022

soft pear 

When a girl reaches for a virgins penis and it ejaculates while still soft. Known as a soft pear for its squishiness and juicy texture.

"Hey John, give me your dick!"
"Ok, Betty! I am so excited, I am such a virgin!"
*reaches for dick*
*cums*
"Oh no, I have soft peared!"

"God you fucking virgin"

soft pear by gannik June 19, 2017

Seal and Peal 

1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.

2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.

Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.

Seal and Peal by Your childs father. February 27, 2010

sewer pear 

A large and often rotund turd

This situation can't get much worse" "Sorry dude but it just did I need to drop a sewer pear

sewer pear by randy fitzpatrick July 13, 2010