po patrol

When someone threats you to (not) do something or they will call the police

Vaneza: Dont txt me or Ill call the police
Gentleman: Ok, didnt know you were on that po patrol, jeez

by ARZon January 8, 2017

Snore Patrol

Snore Patrol is a term coined by the site www.mysnoreworld.com that represents a person or group of people who take action against/wakes up/makes fun of/holds a grudge against/is passively aggressive toward/hates/dislikes/calls out/discriminates against people who snore.

Jenny was on Snore Patrol tonight... she held my nose until I couldn't breathe and woke up gasping for breath.

Andy snores so damned loud I need to get Snore Patrol in our dorm. I haven't slept since orientation!

by Snore Patrol July 19, 2012

flapper patrol

trolling for fat chicks at the bar

Me and my bros were at koots bar on flapper patrol

by Alaskan fat chck killa August 8, 2010

Peasant Patrol

Its a patrol of peasants who are called peasant patrol A.K.A. PP.

Your part of peasant patrol

by Peasant Patrol March 17, 2021

Blow Patrol

This is a group of girls in high school that work together to blow every guy on the football team .. plus the chess team .

Yo .. I hear the “blow patrol” is coming to the party tonight ... it’s gonna be my first time on patrol !

by Copeboy November 15, 2018

transition patrol

beutifull pruffencial bike

The transition patrol is so noice

by I like Turtlesssss November 16, 2022

dilf patrol

When you go on the hunt for a dilf (dad i’d like to fuck) <—accurate definition right there guys.

Linda: Hey Stacey! What are you doing?
Stacey: Well im bored so im on dilf patrol
Linda: Ohhh ok, good luck finding one!

by Cockcracker December 29, 2021