paste kids

A group of teenagers who act so stupid you think they eat paste. Like a paste-eater but a whole group of people who are all immature, permafried or just plain stupid. (they don't actually have to eat paste but they just act like they do. They act kinda like Ralph from 'The Simpsons')

haha look at those paste kids hanging by the bike rack.

by Martina D June 5, 2005

present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.

Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?

by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014

Meat Paste

Usually means some sort of horrid spread, made of beef.. And fat and jelly. That you might spread on an Oven Bottom...

"Here, I'll make you some meat paste butties to take with you"

by Hevski June 4, 2015

grill paste

The cleansing paste used with a toothbrush to clean one's teeth/smile made of diamonds and/or gold

Yo, i gotta brush my grill. Where the grill paste at?

by kristensez June 30, 2016

manchovey paste

Man jelly . creme of cock snot .spoof .man milk .

I would like to try your manchovey paste

by nutripoo November 12, 2015

Cockroach paste

Cockroach paste is a common homemade paste that many people make, it involves grinding up cockroaches and chucking them in a blender. Many famous people including famous Indian Quora users Reyansh Manish Akshay, Rahval Bahavat Agnihorti Pateli, Mpasa Onwuateugwu and the famous Sudanese Governor Sabaray Abiduku. Cockroach paste involves setting up traps around your bins and around your toilet seat. These traps will help capture these Cockroaches and once you have collected say 3,562 cockroaches you should be able to chuck them in your dungeon for 3 years and 45 days or if you prefer in your freezer for 1 year and 87 days. Once you take the cockroaches out from your dungeon or freezer you to grind them up in a mortar and pestle for approx 53 minutes and 32 seconds. This will allow the cockroaches to be perfect for blending. Once you have blended your cockroaches for about 7 mins and 39 seconds you can take them out. You need to make sure that the mixture is solid enough to eat with a spoon but also liquidy enough to put in a drink.

Student: Just made some Cockroach paste after roasting my cockroaches in the dungeon for 3 years and 45 days.
Whole School: DAYE GEHHHHH!

by jAsOnGeH March 4, 2019

past papers

The absolute hell of your revision, you're probably procrastinating doing one right now and have it sitting in front of you. People claim its the best way to practice but because of fucking AQA (search for AQA) they are completely different to what you'll sit when you're in that sweaty fucking exam hall with 200 depressed kids.

Teacher: Do these past papers for homework
Student: Fuck right off they're fucking stupid

by @theinterdiction May 29, 2017