Parkertarian

One who acts or is similar to the one and only Parker TV

Curtis is a real Parkertarian

by Wizzle Gawd June 20, 2018

parker rolls

The rolls of fat that come over the waist line in the back. Similar to puffy bread rising.

Look at the Parker rolls on that guy, almost covers his waist band.

by Jhstolle June 29, 2018

parkeraffe

A tall kid with an ugly shooting form Who loves Mac and cheese, smurfs, and barneys and looks like a giraffe

Look at that Parkeraffe

by ChefBNB July 21, 2018

Parker Copeland

A snack

I’m a Parker copeland

by Mommasboi69 October 9, 2019

Parker Workman

Parker is that kid that always asks if you are riding the bus. He has 2 brothers, one of them is *theoretically* bad at baseball.

Parker workman plays the ABC game

by ianboomer October 11, 2019

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020

Parkerjordan

The child of an all famous super star. Her little brother was a rockstar back in the day. Ahh the days some just drift away....poop in the hay

Parkerjordannnnn

by Racy twack April 20, 2020