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paint the toilet

when such a shit is taken, that its gooeyness adheres to the outermost porcelain structure of the interior of the toilet bowl. see painting the porcelin
mother teresa ate a burrito and then it made her paint the toilet.
by toiletpainter October 1, 2010
mugGet the paint the toiletmug.

Paint the wall

verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"
Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."
by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009
mugGet the Paint the wallmug.

paint the pipe

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.
by Flannelguy June 7, 2009
mugGet the paint the pipemug.

White Paint

Cum...
Man:Where is the white paint?
Woman:Remove your dick and find out😏
by Babyyyy. October 5, 2020
mugGet the White Paintmug.

Painted Souvenirs

Painted Souvenirs is one of the most unique activities through which photos are turned into hand made paintings.

A variety of artists are doing their best in turning their clients' favorite photos into 100% hand made paintings.
The effect is amazing...
Painted Souvenirs
by taja609 October 28, 2010
mugGet the Painted Souvenirsmug.

Painted rock

Someone who looks good on the outside but has a worthless personality
Like fools gold
Person 1:Damn she is fine
Person 1:Didn't you date her
Person 2:Yeah but DON'T mess with her she's painted rock.
by YPX April 21, 2018
mugGet the Painted rockmug.

paint the lily

To reinvent perfection or adorn something that is already perfect.
My girlfriend had another painful beauty procedure done that she didn't need. Tonight, she suffers...
Every time I tell her she's beautiful, she paint the lily.
by Paint Stripper May 22, 2013
mugGet the paint the lilymug.

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