When people with long ass nails are trying to type inconspicuously in the office so they don't get hate mail.. they use their finger PADS. Not quite the tip, but instead the soft cushy part of their fingers.
by anon1239000 May 9, 2018
Get the finger padsmug. Dick Pad has several meanings:1.it can be used as an insult over AOL Instant messenger or a forum. IE: He's such a dick pad
2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.
3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity
4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.
2. It can be used as a protective device, sometimes also referred to as a cup.
3. It is a device for hurting people on a wildly popular Japanese game show where if the contestant does not say a phrase correctly that they have had to memorize, they get slapped in their nether region by this dick pad at a high velocity
4. A mouse pad to clean up after self-pleasure.
A Twisted Illusion: Hey Casey, you are a Dick Pad.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.
Casey: Ah, I just shit myself, I thought it was a fart, but I laughed at your petty means of calling me a name.
by A Twisted Illusion September 13, 2008
Get the Dick Padmug. noun, plural porno pads.
a residence with character akin to that often seen in properties used for the shooting of pornography, predominantly vacant Californian mansions.
typical stylistic cues include high ceilings, open plan living spaces and outdoor pool areas.
popularised in the television series The Hills by Spencer Pratt.
a residence with character akin to that often seen in properties used for the shooting of pornography, predominantly vacant Californian mansions.
typical stylistic cues include high ceilings, open plan living spaces and outdoor pool areas.
popularised in the television series The Hills by Spencer Pratt.
by L. "Lofty" McLøphthåüs January 1, 2011
Get the porno padmug. by intellectualsarcasm November 17, 2014
Get the pad rashmug. When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.
"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"
by clarendonnights April 8, 2009
Get the man paddingmug. The act of putting toilet paper in the toilet first, and then taking a dump on top of it. The outcome is a turd floating above the water creating a terrible stench. This is a great thing to leave in a public bathroom, or anyones bathroom that you despise.
Mike: Man, who blew the bathroom up? Somebody shit in here on top of a big wad of paper, it looks like a Hershey's Kiss
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!
by Cornholio6379 May 22, 2010
Get the Missile padmug. by Aaron Riva December 10, 2007
Get the mouse padmug.