pumpkin twat

A vagina that looks like the meeting curves on a pumpkin. usually seen on sluts and trannies.

Britney Spears has a nasty pumpkin twat

by Alexis B December 25, 2008

Pumpkin Pounding

When someone sticks the stem of a pumpkin up their ass and proceeds to smash the pumpkin by jumping/sitting on it

Me and the boys like to go Pumpkin Pounding on our off day from Bitcoin mining

by Denniss Kanetality April 30, 2021

Pumpkin Envy

Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.

Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!

Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.

by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010

great pumpkin

Basically a ripoff of Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny (a ripoff himself of Santa Claus, and a lame one at that) who apparently is a giant pumpkin that appears in pumpkin patches toward midnight of Hallowe'en. He gives out candy to those who bbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeellllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee. Popularized by the comic strip and TV show Peanuts by Linus, my man, who invited Lucy to go with him to the patch to see the Great Pumpkin. Twice.

Linus: Yo, luce, ya wanna go see the great pumpkin with me? (not the great popkin)

Lucy: You and me all alone in a pumpkin patch in the dead of night, where anything can happen? SURE!!

by Mr. Wallflower November 1, 2013

pumpkin pi

what you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter

Hey, pass me a slice of that pumpkin pi.

by thafunkmeister August 28, 2009

“Say pumpkin”

i swear down!

“Say pumpkin” is another phrase replacement for “Swear down?” or “mums?” You cannot lie whilst saying pumpkin, as it was sworn into the universe to get very bad luck if done so.

Fred: I won the lottery today!
Rosie: Say pumpkin!
Fred: Pumpkin. Pack your stuff we’re going to Hawaii!

A phrase created by @sariria_ and @kynangobola on Instagram.

by the almighty peppa pig July 18, 2019

pumpkin bubbles

When you cannot promise something but you intend to try really hard.

I can't promise not to cum inside you but I will pumpkin bubbles.

by SFC Asshole July 15, 2010